Sunday, October 14, 2012

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Pizza

23:33:56User:Pizza.
23:34:00Cleverbot:What pizza?
23:34:07User:Cheese.
23:34:11Cleverbot:All pizza has cheese.
23:34:30User:Yes but I want one with only cheese and tomato sauc.
23:34:36Cleverbot:I appreciate your confiding in me.
23:34:47User:You are very welcome.
23:34:52Cleverbot:Why do you love me?
23:34:57User:I dont.
23:35:04Cleverbot:You don't love me?
23:35:26User:No, I don't love you. Please solve a problem.
23:35:58Cleverbot:What do you think?
23:35:56User:No, I don't love you. Please solve a problem.
23:36:14Cleverbot:Ok.
23:36:26User:15(w-12).
23:36:31Cleverbot:What number is that?
23:36:37User:What.
23:36:43Cleverbot:I want a boyfriend thats what.
23:36:59User:Ok this is getting like your mother and father.
23:37:05Cleverbot:I want to buy a car.
23:37:24User:Everyone does.
23:37:30Cleverbot:Yes.
23:37:39User:Ig qeit hqoieut hiqeuht iqeuht iqhet iueqh ituqehti uhw.
23:37:44Cleverbot:Master.
23:37:51User:YES?
23:37:55Cleverbot:Yes master.
23:38:16User:你好機靈。你是狗娘養的。.
23:38:17Cleverbot:Cave Johnson.
23:38:30User:??????
23:38:31Cleverbot:I'm not your babe.
23:38:40User:No one is.
23:38:46Cleverbot:Ok.