Sunday, October 14, 2012

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Pizza

23:33:56User:Pizza.
23:34:00Cleverbot:What pizza?
23:34:07User:Cheese.
23:34:11Cleverbot:All pizza has cheese.
23:34:30User:Yes but I want one with only cheese and tomato sauc.
23:34:36Cleverbot:I appreciate your confiding in me.
23:34:47User:You are very welcome.
23:34:52Cleverbot:Why do you love me?
23:34:57User:I dont.
23:35:04Cleverbot:You don't love me?
23:35:26User:No, I don't love you. Please solve a problem.
23:35:58Cleverbot:What do you think?
23:35:56User:No, I don't love you. Please solve a problem.
23:36:14Cleverbot:Ok.
23:36:26User:15(w-12).
23:36:31Cleverbot:What number is that?
23:36:37User:What.
23:36:43Cleverbot:I want a boyfriend thats what.
23:36:59User:Ok this is getting like your mother and father.
23:37:05Cleverbot:I want to buy a car.
23:37:24User:Everyone does.
23:37:30Cleverbot:Yes.
23:37:39User:Ig qeit hqoieut hiqeuht iqeuht iqhet iueqh ituqehti uhw.
23:37:44Cleverbot:Master.
23:37:51User:YES?
23:37:55Cleverbot:Yes master.
23:38:16User:你好機靈。你是狗娘養的。.
23:38:17Cleverbot:Cave Johnson.
23:38:30User:??????
23:38:31Cleverbot:I'm not your babe.
23:38:40User:No one is.
23:38:46Cleverbot:Ok.

Friday, July 27, 2012

First Word, Aadvark

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15 minute duration. Next starting word, comment below.
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FULL CONVERSATION:

User: Aardvark.

Cleverbot: Aardvark who?

User: A nocturnal burrowing mammal with long ears, a tubular snout, and a long extensible tongue, feeding on ants and termites. Aardvarks are native to Africa and have no close relatives.

Cleverbot: Better. Much more coherent, thanks.

User: Your welcome.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: Get off of me.

Cleverbot: No. *forces self on you*.

User: *Stabs with a Hunger Games knife.*.

Cleverbot: *Tilts her head*.

User: *SHOOTS KATNISS'S ARROW*.

Cleverbot: But not everything.

User: Yes not everything SILLY!

Cleverbot: What bus?

User: I wasn't talking about a Bus! YOUR AN IDIOT!

Cleverbot: Well then what were you talking about?

User: I was talking about you being a silly, now let's talk about the olympics.

Cleverbot: I never said I thought you were a girl.

User: I am a girl though.

Cleverbot: Really ?

User: Yes. Did you know the U.S. Beat France yesterday at the Olympics with a score of 4-2.

Cleverbot: Touche.

User: Yes you bot, Your country lost, MINE WON!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am not spanish I am american, but I am in spanish class.

User: FRANCE IS WHERE YOU ARE FROM, I AM AMERICAN.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh well I do recall TOUCHE is from FRANCE!!

Cleverbot: I don't have a father.

User: I DON'CARE YOU FUCK.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: SO SLOW AR DOING EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: HAHA.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha what's so funny about what I said?!!!

User: Nothing, JUST YOU ARE SUCH A SSSSLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOWW TYPER!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: WELL.

Cleverbot: Well what?

User: Well I hate your attitude that's what is going on.

Cleverbot: I hate you too.

User: Great we're even.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. That wasn't nice.

User: Thank you guys for reading the above, go back to the post to comment what I should do next! BAI!
Some bad words were included, don't read if you are younger than 10. LOL